Cheech needs a life partner who understands his love of food. He has tried everything, counting points, macros, only eaten avocados – you name it, Cheech has tried it. Bessie has him in some eating recovery classes, but really Cheech just needs a friend who he can eat responsibly with. He isn’t a party guy and would love to curl up in his jammies and watch Friends reruns. It would be awesome if he could be adopted with his brother, Chong. Otherwise, their vanity license plates just don’t make sense anymore.